It really sucks to be me

[Suckers Anonymous]

speaker > Group, we have a new member, Aramis.
group > Hello Aramis!
me > Hello Group!
speaker > Aramis will now introduce himself.
me > Hi, uhm, I just turned 21, I'm bored, I'm hungry.
group > (...)
me > uhhh... what's up?
group > (...)
me > (...) Ah well, yes - I suck!
group > (clapping hands!)

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Friends:
Rowan -:|:- Dominique -:|:- Amanda -:|:- Aadil